Help The HomelessRally

6PM 12/22/07

Good Evening, Ladies and Gentlemen:

People talk about how America is the land of opportunity; we say it's the land of illusions and lies,  where people with real potential are hindered, and held down.  We say, you can only do what the puppet-master elite will allow you to do in this god-damned country.  Which, by the way, is not very much, unless you come from an old monied family, like baby Bush, or move in the right circles, like that slime-ball, Hillary Clinton.  Do you honestly believe it is an accident of human nature that the number of homeless American's is multiplying so rapidly?

Such an occurrence surely cannot be a coincidence, something else must be going on here.  But what? Could it be the planned displacement of the American people by a sadistic cabal of power brokers.  If this is the case, what could be the reasoning behind such an agenda be?  The planned destruction of the Union of American States from within by the very men who have sworn to protect this country, and uphold its laws?

We do know, that many homeless people are substance abusers.  A little-known fact is, as the head of the CIA, old Bush used his position to flood America, and Canada with narcotics from South America.  This was done with the intent of dumbing-down the general public so that they would be perfect control beasts of burden, and helpless loafers, who would never offer any resistance to Big Brother.

Another factor contributing to the rapid rise in the number of homeless people in this region is a lack of cost-effective housing for poor Americans.  With rents averaging $500 to $600 dollars per unit on the DelMarva peninsula low-income families are forced to go on government  giveaways, like Section 8, or risk becoming homeless.  This too, is part of a programme to bind the masses to the provincial, and the federal governments, as there is no a burger-flipper, working at McDonald's that can bear the cost-of-living.

A better way to combat poverty would be to abolish minimum wage, then reestablish it at just under $1 an hour, and at the same time, cut back the government dole.  This would accomplish four things: 1. force down the cost-of-living; 2. reverse inflation; 3. put more money in circulation; and 3. create jobs.  This would actually turn America into a land of opportunity, and offer than every man a chance to be all that he can be.  This is a far better alternative than building more soup houses, and homeless shelters across the U.S.A., and Canada; because all of these establishments breed is degenerates, and parasites.

Perhaps, the biggest part of the problem is human nature itself.  Roosevelt established patterns with programmes he started in the 1930's; and Johnson's "Great  Society" programme of the 1960's created more freebies.  So we've got a much greater problem now, " GENERATIONAL DEPENDENCY", throughout this country.  It is part of human nature, mayhaps,, it is a defect, to take what is freely given.  Those who wish to take away your liberties understand this, and now, so do you; which evens up the playing field if you will use the knowledge, organize yourselves, and defend your rights.

The United Fascist Union wishes to teach you how to be men, how to stand on your own two feet, and how to think independently.  It is our hope, every American can find his or her own True Will activating the Star within himself.  In other words, we are offering you a  hand up, instead of a handout.  Put our party in government, and Americans will have security, jobs, and bread on the table.  Remember folks, fascism brought peace, plenty, and prosperity to Italy, and Iraq under Benito Mussolini, and Saddam Hussein; and it can do the same for us in America.

While we are thinking about Benito Mussolini, and Saddam Hussein,  I must tell you friends, there was a most excellent thing that our government was able to do in Italy, and Iraq to improve the common peoples' lot in life:  they made utilities public, and provided them to consumers at cost.  In America, everything is about capital gain, and greed; it is not so in a fascist nation.  That is why the American voters would be wise to turn the reigns of government over to the United Fascist Union; because we can form a government that actually works for the masses, rather than only exploiting them to the maximum.

Vote for the United Fascist Union in 2008, and help usher in a new golden age of peace, plenty, and prosperity.  Stay the course with the rotten Republicans, and damn Democrats, and future generations will curse the people of our generation.  With fascism, we have hope; in the parasitic elite of today, nothing but the seeds of doom loom over our heads.

Mr. Jack Grimes

08' United States Presidential Candidate of the

United Fascist Union

City of Elkton

Province of Maryland

in the nation-state of America

United Fascist Union

P.O.B.  2209

Elkton, MD 21922-2209

http://joanne21921.tripod.com/speeches/

©2007

Talk Shows: Guest Relations

(410) 398-2167 

Dear Programming Director:

I am Jack Grimes, Director and C.E.O. of the UNITED FASCIST UNION.  This letter of introduction is being sent to various talk radio stations, to explain what the U.F.U. is as well as what it is not.  It is our hope that as a result of this letter you will have me as a guest on one of your station’s talk shows, and that through our dialogue as mutual understanding can be reached that will lead to the creation of a new Fascist party in the United States and Canada.

The UNITED FASCIST UNION is NOT  a neo-Nazi club and a hang-out for the redneck, white trash who promote bigotry and hatred between the various races of humanity.  Nor, does the U.F.U. preach any form of a Stalinist dogma that will lead to the enslavement of humanity under a tyrant.  I make this statement of fact because it is a common misconception that Fascism is either some form of Nazism or Communism, it is NOT.

Original FASCISM was an economic theory, called “Corporate Statism”, which was the creation of the Italian statesman, Benito Mussolini.  Among Prime Minister Mussolini’s advocations was the creation of a new Roman Empire.  The desired goal of the UNITED FASCIST UNION is the creation of a global government based on a Corporate State economy, which will embrace all nations of the earth as equal trading partners, laying the foundations of a new Roman Empire.

If this sounds like an interesting topic that might captivate listeners why don’t we talk about it on one of your talk shows?  I can be reached at the above number if you are interested.

Viva Nova Roma

HOLY IS BABYLON!!!!

Mr. J. Grimes

Director  & C.E.O. of the

UNITED FASCIST UNION

Dear Editor:

Real Estate Madness

Recently, an article about people burning their houses down rather than allowing the bank to foreclose caught our attention and alerted us to the dire state of the real estate recession facing America today.  Another item published told readers that the number of homes facing foreclosure jumped 57% by January 2008 compared to what it was last January.  Some states, like Delaware, have gone so far as to establish outreach agencies like The Federation of Housing Counseling to prevent people from losing their properties.

When all is said and done, this whole mess came about because greedy banks lured potential home buyers to purchase properties they could not afford.  The United Fascist Union proposes legislation be enacted and passed into law, that would restrict what bankers can and cannot do and say, for the common welfare of the community at large.  The U. F. U. proposes massive reforms in existing bankruptcy laws to give homeowners a chance to pay off their loans.

Sincerely yours,

Mr. J. Grimes

United Fascist Union

U.S. Presidential Candidate

Dear Editor:

In looking to curb the greed and corruption in America, we turn to our good neighbors of the North, Canada. Examining the “Sale of Goods Act 1960 and amended Act of 1996”, we find once all the legalese is set aside, the objective of this act is to make sure Canadians play nice and don’t screw each other with dirty tricks and unfair business practices.

When I think about some of the crooked mechanics we have taken our car to, and some appliances we have bought in the past, I was wishing America had a Fairness Act similar to Canada. Digging deeper, we discovered it does, and also, states like Ohio and Texas have their own version to supplement the federal regulations.

But, it seems to us, due to wording and terminology Canada’s Fairness Act is superior to its American counterpart in almost all respects. The United Fascist Union therefore proposes American consumer protection legislation be revamped and amended so it is more like the laws and regulations existing in Canada and it’s provinces at present.

Sincerely yours,

Mr. Jack Grimes

Presidential Candidate of the

United Fascist Union

“The Return of the Empire”

by Jack Grimes

In “The Cat People Chronicles” written by Manley Pickett Leister, shortly after World War II, we are told not only how the KUTSATORIAN Empire created modern man by genetic engineering, but also, how the Empire will resume overt control of the planet Earth shortly after the turn of this century.  It also says something very similar in Rod Serling’s film adaptation of “The Outer Space Connection”, citing as evidence the Mayan calendar, which places the date for the return of the DNA meddlers from space on Christmas Eve, 2012.  Although Mr. Serling’s film does not name the invaders who are coming back that fateful Christmas Eve, there is little doubt who he means if we accept Mr. Leister’s tome as factual.  Ten years after Leister’s book, and ten years before Serling’s groundbreaking film Ronald Bracewell, the physicist, pondered whether or not a technologically advanced civilization from another world would be able to send a messenger probe into a circular orbit at the mid-point of a star system’s habitable zone.

Todd Jenkins made the astounding claim that he had received radio signals from Mars in August of 1924 with a device he had invented for communicating with alien life forms called a Radio Camera Projector.  While I think we can safely dismiss most of what Dr. Jenkins had to say, it makes more sense that Tesla, and Marconi were receiving replies from Epsilon Bootes to signals they had sent out 22 years before.  Which ties in with Duncan Lunan’s contribution to “The Outer Space Connection”, as he theorized, Tesla, and Co. were picking up radio signals from Epsilon Bootes.  This, in turn, brings us right back to “The Cat People Chronicles” as Mr. Leister informs us that Epsilon Bootes is at the very heart of the Kutsatorian Empire, where the Cat Peoples’ home world, Kutsa Prime is located.  If we suppose Leister was correct we have to say that while Lunan, Jenkins, and the others were right about getting some sort of electronic transmission from deep space, they were partly mistaken the signal is a plea for help from a dying planet whose sun is about to go supernova.

Kutsa Prime is indeed a dead world, where only the Emperor, his equivalent to the Praetorian Guard, and a handful of favorite nobles live, maintained with an artificial atmosphere.  But, this is because the Kutsatorians themselves made it so, with their arrogance, and greed, not a terrible natural phenomenon of some type or other.  As far as the other argument goes, the cat people are hardly helpless; they are the outer space equivalent to the Nazi’s.  The Kutsatorians, being a war-like people by nature, destroyed their environment on Kutsa Prime in one of the global conflicts they used to fight all the time, centuries before their scouts ever discovered our world.  At the time of first contact, our planet was in the middle of its second Ice Age.  Finding only barbarians, we call Neanderthal men today, they slew the lot of them, and brought in their geneticists to fashion a new man in their own image, which, in the language of the cat people was called A’dom.  

Whereas, it is true that the Kutsatorian women die quite often during, or just after menopause deprives them of a period, their entire race is not threatened with extinction.  We may deduce this is the reason more earth women are subjected to alien abduction, than are men.  The Aryan, possessing 98% Kutsatorian DNA used to have a similar death rate amoung females until after the Kutsatorian Death Star sank Atlantis with a “Planet-buster Missile” armed with an atomic warhead.  Then, earth women began living as long as their male counterparts, while Kutsatorian ladies continued to die in their 40’s and 20’s.  This explains alien abduction, but not much else.  The simple answer is the Kutsatorians are selfish bastards who refuse to give up the bad habits that wrecked their home world.  So, they have become a class of inner-galactic pirates preying on the colony worlds’ to support a dead centre.

This too, has become a type of trap that the Kutsatorian elite have fallen into.  No matter how much lumber, metal, ore, or food they take from the colony worlds, it is never enough, so their space forces have to constantly expand their boundaries looking for new planets to loot and plunder.  The Kutsatorians are corpse-grinders, put bluntly; if Leister’s right, they eat their own dead as a matter of course, and have done so for untold generations now.  To them, earthers are a failed experiment, and as such, they are meat on the table.  I think this also explains why so many people go missing each year.  They are being enslaved, and shipped to far off worlds to be used as labour or, in the case of youngsters with juicy, tender flesh they end up as the main dish on a Kutsatorian’s dinner table.  Kutsatorian nobility, like the Dero, we are told, have developed a taste for human flesh over the eons. 

Remember, Earth Base #1, from Rod Serling’s moving picture, where we are told the High Priest could talk to their Gods through a shining black rock.  The shining rock, the Indians spoke of in this legend, to the Spanish could have meant a two-way view screen, as seen on television’s “Star Trek”.  How else would a primitive people hardly above a stone-age level have described a device that surely was not unlike our modern television in appearance?  Remember, the “Cargo Cult” that was featured in another film about UFO’s, “The Chariots of the Gods”?  Hypothesize a moment as to what effect the Kutsatorian starships, and rocket men could have on primitive tribes emerging from the second ice age, if American aeroplanes could stir the Islanders pyche so.  Upon reflection, I hope you will realize what we are saying, and understand that it is not a good thing.  Also, it very probably is that, if Kutsatorian scientists made us what we are today, they implanted blocks on our brains to stop the memories of how they did so.

We do know the cat people now view the creation of man, certainly the white man, as a mistake.  In the Cat People Chronicles, Leister informs us that the Kutsatorians created the negro, from African apes, to be a miner.  The oriental was a product of mixing their own DNA with that of a Llama, and was programmed to be a living calculator.  The Aryan, however, was invented by mixing 98% of their own genetic material with that of the felines they discovered in Africa.  Additionally, there seems to have been no reason for creating the white race, and this ethnic group was not programmed for a specific task as were the other races of humanity.  Was the Caucasian created on a lark or out of extreme egotism?  Surely, the Kutsatorian scientists must have wondered what mankind evolved from as did Sir Charles Darwin, and other learned men before him, and after him on our planet have.  Therefore, seeing the big cats, they must have concluded humanity must have evolved from something like them on Kutsa Prime eons and eons ago.  Then, thinking that they had the power of the Gods in their technology, the Kutsatorians decided to replicate themselves.

Whatever the reason for his creation, the cat people quickly came to view the white man as a mistake, and hoped that they could give him a death sentence by exiling him to a frozen wasteland called Hyperboria.  Which proved to be a miscalculation, instead of freezing to death as the Kutsatorians thought they would, the Aryans created a paradise in the North Atlantic in just a few generations.  After the Caucasians took to the skies in gliders and crude aeroplanes, they soon split the atom, which sent shockwaves through the Kutsatorian Empire.  The Emperor panic-stricken, sent what we would call a Death Star equipped with the prototype of a Planet-buster Missile to destroy the earth.  But, the missile was not as powerful as they had hoped it would be, and though it sank the continent it did not blow up the planet as the Kutstorians had believed it would.  After this, we are told the Kutsatorians were banned from the earth’s airspace, as the spacefaring races have rules of conduct regarding interaction with colony worlds.

As we are nearing the end of our story for this time around we should try to tie up the loose ends, and reconcile our theories as much as possible within the helter-skelter state of ufology today.  I can cite as evidence of DNA manipulation, the twelve missing strands that Val Valerian mentions in his “Matrix” volumes.  Then there is the green-glass Palmer and Shaver wrote about in their “The Secret World”, which proves that at some point in the distant past atomic weapons were used on earth.  What about the movie “Chariots of the Gods” showing the skull of a bison, that lived around the time of the second ice age, which had been shot in the head with a bullet.  While Leister only mentions the reptilians once in passing, he basically says that while they were busy doing their thing in Europe, the Kutsatorians ran amuck in Asia, using Japan as the centre of their occupation.  If all of this is a fantasy, why are the Japanese obsessed with drawing cat people in their anime’, and why does Asia Clan-Clan from the TV series “Outlaw Star” look so much like Eve, the mother of mankind, featured on the dust jacket of The Cat People Chronicles”?  Why are they returning on Christmas Eve, 2012?  I doubt it’s a social call to see how we are doing on our own.

Jack Grimes

President  & CEO of the

United Fascist Union

Dear Editor:

The United Fascist Union has long maintained we use railroads as Americas main mode of transporting goods & products as opposed to semi-trucks for many reasons.

Among these are the fact that, semi-trucks destroy pavement of roads & highways,while adding to Americas air pollution problems by burning diesel fuel. Whereas steam engines do not damage air quality and threaten the environment. Since former President Carter signed "The Staggers Act" in 1980, allowing railroads to compete with other modes or transport "earning adequate revenues for competition",this has becomes feasible.

Therefore the United Fascist Union proposes America adopt an "EQUAL TIME ROAD & RAIL POLICY" similar to those that already exist in New Jersy. This would help us clean up the environment and improve the quality of life for Americans in the next generation, if we start now!

Sincerely Yours

Mr. J. Grimes

Presidential Candidate

for the UNITED FASCIST UNION

VOTE FASCIST 2008!!!! TRAINS NOT TRUCKS, FASCISM 08!!!

Dear Editor:

This is a letter about my friend, Jackson Grimes, who has been trying to move to Canada or England since he lost the 2004 election to that gutter rat Bush, too he fears the government will stage another hoax like the terror trick in September 2001 to suspend the election.  In which case Mr. Grimes would waste his life in a country, with no chance of ever jumping into the political arena.  Now, due to something he read in USA Today Friday, he's waivering as to whether he should try Canada again in May as he planned.

 As a serious man Mr. Grimes took something he read Ben Franklin said to heart, "it doesn't matter so much whether we do great good or great evil with our lives as long as what we do is great".  Now to someone of his nature the thought of wasting an incarnation with a mediocre life is intolerable.  He seems to feel America with it's mounds of legislation and laws is a trap designed to stunt free thinkers and hinder mankinds spiritual developement.  0ften in his public statements Mr. Grimes has rightly said, "EACH PROCEEDEING GENERATION HAS LESS THAN THE ONE BEFORE IT DID".

 In FASCISM there's hope for humanity to evolve beyond the seething clawing huddled masses we've become today.  Il Duce, said he designed FASCISM TO BE THE GREAT EQUALIZER BRIDGING THE GULF BETWEEN CLASSES.  Now never before in the history of this has there been such a gulf between extreme wealth on one side and extreme poverty on the other hand.  Barring the election of a third party candidate, like Jackson Grimes, we have mainsteam millonaires like McCain and Clinton, which is no choice at all.  But, if we make the UNITED FASCIST UNION the organ of state now, we can build a new America where sex, race, religion and class are meaningless and generations of men and woman yet unborn will thank our generation for the wonder of FASCISM forever. 

 Hail Grimes!

Vote Fascist 2008!

Heather Goldsmith

Head Secretary

of the United Fascist Union

author pix

category

letterstotheeditor

To the Editor:

                                   Electric Companies Shaft the Public

Electric is an elastic commodity, the higher the prices go, the less people will use it.  Since customers were cutting back on the use of electricity by getting energy saving light bulbs, etc., the electric companies were losing money.  Consequently, the electric companies invented multipliers, which are a mathematical concept companies use to take advantage of the customer. These multipliers are used at the option of electric companies, so that when the customers are not using enough electric to produce the desired profit margin, they can simply raise the multipliers, and get their money through this method.  The multipliers are so high now that even people who use almost no electricity are saddled with a huge bill.  Even worse, the pubic utilities’ commissions have been no help to the public whatsoever.

 We might point out to readers that traditionally in Fascist nations utilities have been provided at cost or given freely, as they’re PUBLIC.  The United Fascist Union proposes that the electric companies’ monopolies be broken, and that public electric companies be created that would charge the public for the electric they actually use; instead of letting some fat-belly private profiteers’ live the high life at the public’s expense. The U. F. U. would revamp the system and  make sure the Public Service Commissions of various Provinces work in the public’s interest instead of working crooked deals behind the scenes, with Executives of  corrupt monopolies allowing them to exploit consumers.  

Vote Fascist 2008!

 Elect Jack Grimes U. S. President in 2008!

 Jack Grimes,

Director& CEO of the

United Fascist Union

State of the World Candidates meet

Tribulations of 3rd Parties in the USA:

With an ante-script on Fascism

This is the 3rd time I’ve ran for U.S. President, each time presents new challenges as unique situations confront candidates. They say we live and learn, if this is so, then as the United Fascist Union candidate for President, I’ve discovered how hard it is for fringe parties to field candidates.  It doesn’t seem it should be this difficult to get on the ballot as a candidate or get new parties recognized in a democratic country.  A big part of it is cost.  You’ve heard of running on a shoestring, well I often feel I’ve got a shoe without a string.  A harsh reality in the Western nations is that because of the capitalist economic system everything revolves around money.

This is fine for millionaires like Clinton, and McCain, who not only have personal fortunes in reserve to call on but, also support from the industrial sector at their disposal.  At the same time, this dependency on campaign financing, is one of the chief aspects that prevents that prevents candidates from representing factions that are not so well-funded from gaining ballot status and establishing the parties they represent as legal entities.   Whether it is intentional or not, this dependency on large amounts of money prevents the average man from active participation in the political process.  This then stops true democratic interaction from occurring between the masses and the organ of state.

But a lack of funds isn’t the only aspect holding minor-party candidates down and preventing their parties from achieving national recognition.  An even bigger problem may be the way they’ve designed the political arena in America.  They tell us on the one hand, America promotes and protects free speech, and then on the other hand, the powers that be say they won’t allow 3rd party candidates in the national presidential debate as they don’t have a realistic chance of winning.  Now, I ask you how are candidates nobody knows are running supposed to have a realistic chance of winning?

When we renewed the United Fascist Union of Luzerne County’s charter in 1996 amended after I accepted the leadership, the lawyer doing our paperwork informed us we could incorporate as a religious association, a social club or a union.  Inquiring as to the reason for this he told us, there’s no provision for incorporating new political parties in Pennsylvania.  Querying further he informed us, there was nothing we could do to alter the situation short of changing the state constitution.

This inspired us to dig through forgotten tomes and dusty archives in a quest for the alleged freedoms the propagandists of the old Republic claim Americans are supposed to have.  We discovered these freedoms, especially when applied to political parties, are largely mythical.  Many objections were raised after the USA Patriot Act went into effect; critics claimed it threatened the republican foundation upon which America was founded.  Few people recall their have been other pieces of legislation passed that could be viewed as even more objectionable, Ronald Reagan’s Rex 84 protocol and the Smith Act.

Drawing for personal experience we gathered enough signatures in 2000’ to get a ballot listing in Indiana but, they denied us this privilege by citing an obscure provincial law declaring the United Fascist Union an un-American association because of Benito Mussolini’s involvement with the Axis powers during World War Two.  These are just a few examples to illustrate some obstacles 3rd parties face in modern America.  Indeed there are many more but, as always, time is a mitigating factor.

I read somewhere once that in the high echelons of government Germany’s top brass realized they had lost the war in 1942.  However, despite the hopelessness of their cause, the German government forced their men of arms to fight on without any hope of winning.  This was done because the National Socialist Party didn’t want to risk lifting “The War Time Emergency Powers Act”, call a general election and, risk losing power to another faction having led the nation in a disastrous war.  So you see, the SYSTEM never wants to quit being the system regardless of whether another faction would provide better government or not.

There is no doubt in my mind at all corporate statism could provide our country with a better economic foundation than can the lasses-faire capitalist elite who are running the show now.  Fascism has always brought peace, plenty, and prosperity to any land fortunate enough to have a fascist government.  Benito Mussolini said, he designed Corporate Statism to bridge the gulf between the classes and raise the general standard-of-living by creating economic equality.  Corporate Statism is the only modern economic system that’s proven it works in country after country every time.

As the spokesman for the United Fascist Union I’ve discovered one of our biggest problems is straightening out the public’s view of what fascism is.  You can blame the public school system in America, at least in part, for the way the masses are.  When I was a boy we read from an American History textbook that devoted two pages to World War One, and three or four to World War Two.  Now what pray tell is one supposed to learn from such a book?

Politics is important; as it’s through the political arena the powers that be control all our lives.  Make no mistake about it friends, whether through e-tests on our cars or zoning laws, local and national governments manage our lives for us.  So, if you are to regain control of your life it’s important you know how governments work.  Also, understand that the people in power count on you being ignorant of the art of politics to control you.

Politics comes from the word “POLICY”, implying to make policies for public welfare.  Theoretically, they should be policies in conjunction with popular will for the general good of the community as a whole.  So, the only reason to be involved with politics is to help people live better lives.  The State, theoretically anyway, should provide citizens with freedom under the law.  This under the law seems to be the tricky bit, because of the flaw in the basic nature of men.  Those in power seem to want more power at the expense of those who can’t fight back.  It was this basic dynamic Benito Mussolini hoped to defeat when he outlined CORPORATE STATISM. 

The gnosis of fascism is the theory of the organic state, whose subjects are component parts of the greater whole.  The state becomes a life form unto itself endowed with a life force gathered from the vital will of the nationality residing in it.  Happy, healthy citizens content in their culture, working within the established paradigm of the country transfer wellness and health to the body politic which in turn, provides good government for the people of their realm.

A nation with mounds of pointless legislation like e-tests for motor cars and seat belt regulations designed purely to control the common peoples action and bridle personal property, is a sick country populated by a diseased or a despisable people.  The Gods know what Benito Mussolini would make of America were he alive today, with its legal drinking age, and laws prohibiting minors from buying beer.  He would probably compare it to a zoo, where a caged animal rips out its own fur to combat the boredom of confinement.

One thing we must be aware of regarding fascism is, it’s a left-wing ideology, it’s core being Corporate Statism.  Corporate Statism is a radical form of socialism designed to be the great equalizer bridging the gap between the classes.  The founders of our sect were wise enough to realize you can talk all you want about racial equality, religious equality or sexual equality, yet none of it’s worth a tinkers-damn unless you’ve achieved ECONOMIC EQUALITY first.

In a fascist nation-state the federal government works to make a profit for the masses instead of using them for gain as is common in a capitalist system.  It can do this because in a fascist country the government is run like a corporation, to make a profit for the general welfare of the entire country, instead of special interest groups as democratic governments do.  So, a fascist economy is the only system that constantly pays the people like a corporation does its shareholders.

A government that actually gives something back to the masses in an attempt to improve the quality of life is better than one that continually takes and leaves the public with nothing.  Therefore, with fascism we can transform the federal government from an entity that serves special interest groups to one that serves You.  Doesn’t that sound better than being a patsy for a parasite that uses you as voting cattle to make a greedy elite richer?

We believe using fascism as a tool we can usher in a new golden age of peace, plenty, and prosperity that will turn the planet earth into a paradise.

Mr. J. Grimes

for the UNITED FASCIST UNION

City of Wilkes-Barre

In the Province of Pennsylvania

Year of our Lord Two Thousand and Eight

Letter to the Editor:

The rate of joblessness in the first three months of 2007 neared a staggering quarter of a million, putting unemployment at the 5.1% mark.   The interest rate reductions the Federal Reserve Bank depends on to energize the economy could sow the seeds of inflation down the road.  It becomes clearer every day the bourgeoisie elite ruling America now have no solutions to counter the countries economic problems.

The United Fascist Union proposes a “Universal Price Index” be developed according to what the common man can reasonably bear that would fix and , then drastically reduce, the cost on ALL necessities of life.  Using the U. P. I. as a tool the U. F. U. could roll back the cost-of-living to what it was in the 1970’s.  This is a logical, reasonable way to control inflation.

Mr. Jack Grimes,

Presidential Candidate of the

United Fascist Union

Letter to the Editor:

The rate of joblessness in the first three months of 2007 neared a staggering quarter of a million, putting unemployment at the 5.1% mark.   The interest rate reductions the Federal Reserve Bank depends on to energize the economy could sow the seeds of inflation down the road.  It becomes clearer every day the bourgeoisie elite ruling America now have no solutions to counter the countries economic problems.

The United Fascist Union proposes a “Universal Price Index” be developed according to what the common man can reasonably bear that would fix and , then drastically reduce, the cost on ALL necessities of life.  Using the U. P. I. as a tool the U. F. U. could roll back the cost-of-living to what it was in the 1970’s.  This is a logical, reasonable way to control inflation.

Mr. Jack Grimes,

Presidential Candidate of the

United Fascist Union

Dear Editor:                                                                                                                                                           Please Publish!

A member of the United Fascist Union who lives in the Hampden area gave me a copy of your CP, which featured an article entitled "Uneasy Street" by Michael Anft (2/25). While in the aforementioned article your newspaper admits that the residents of Hampden are only following a national trend in which "all ethnic groups" are polarizing around their own kind, by the same token you seem to be blaming the white people of the neighborhood for desiring to preserve the cultural solidarity of their area. Why is this?

If Negroes form blockbuster clubs to force their way into white neighborhoods they are hailed as wonderful champions of the rotten government's stinking "multicultural" antiwhite ethnic policies. But if Aryan-Americans try to resist the Negro invasion of their traditional neighborhoods they are libeled and slandered in the press. Why the double standard? If it is good for one ethnic group to practice racial solidarity to achieve an ethnic agenda, why is it bad for another people to do likewise?

We certainly don't want the United Fascist Union to be lumped in with vile hate groups such as the Ku Klux Klan and the American Nazi Party because true Roman fascism has always endorsed a doctrine of fairness and an equal distribution of justice under the law, providing civic order. A press that is biased against the white people is a threat to law and order because it will incite racial bigotry among the minorities in America against the host population. President James Monroe said, "News must be impartial if we are to maintain a free press." How does promoting hatred of whites fit the bill?

If the Americans will accept "the salad-bowl theory" in place of Israel Zangwill's "melting-pot theory," we may achieve true equality among all races by developing a mutual respect for everyone's unique culture. And out of this mutual respect will come a new age of love, harmony, and joy.

Jack Grimes
Director and CEO, United Fascist Union

THE PETROL RACKET

                                                                                                              Submitted for Publication

To the Editor:

It has been said over the past eight years the Bush regime has decimated the American middle-class.  This statement makes one wonder if the falsely inflated price of petrol is not a tactic being used by Bush & Co. to squeeze out the few remaining private filling station owners left in business in the USA today.

It is a well-known fact that the motley crew who hold the nation hostage now, with their phony “War on Terror” are shills for the big oil companies.  It makes sense that the oil companies would want to squeeze independent operators out of the market.  The United Fascist Union proposes the government freeze petrol prices, then enforce The Sherman Act with regards to oil monopolies.

Mr. J. Grimes

Presidential Candidate of the

United Fascist Union

To the Editor:

The Social Security program, the experts say, is headed for bankruptcy by 2018 or sometime thereafter.  Yet the government has placed the money from this fund, and the money they are getting from investors in Social Security bond into the General Fund so they can spend it as part of the federal budget. As a further insult to taxpayers who must work from 20 to 30 years at a job to get retirement benefits, they also voted themselves a 100% retirement benefit if they complete just one term in office.

What will happen to the taxpayers that have paid into this fund for decades, and depended on getting well-earned retirement benefits for their golden years?  Remember, when the Social Security fund was created participation in the program was voluntary, contributions were tax-deductible, and the payments from Social Security were never to be taxed as income.

Now everything has changed, these benefits are taxable, and the money from this fund has been transferred to the general fund for them to spend as they wish.  The government needs to STOP wasting our money. The Fascists  have a long tradition as physical conservatives. If you want a government that will look out for your financial interests VOTE FASCIST 2008!   Let’s see some action at the voting booths come November, put the United Fascist Union in the White House to cure your Social Security woes!!!

Sincerely yours,
Mr. J Grimes

Presidential Candidate

of the United Fascist Union

Dear Kim:

In an article entitled “Michelle Belanger’s Life as a Psychic Vampire” the author implies the vampire of myth and legend is an archetypal personification of humanity’s fear of the hungry dead.  My friend, Jackson Grimes, who claims vampires really do exist, would dispute this statement for sure as he says he has met real vampires.

Allegedly, Mr. Grimes was staying at the home of his friend, Anton La Vey, for an extended period- yes, I mean the occult author, when he was introduced to an old man who was the head of a vampire sect.  Even though he looked like a man of about 60, he swore he had come to the New World in the days of the wooden sailing ships.  It seems in spite of the taboos against race-mixing, he got friendly with an Indian maiden who made him what he was today.

According to his account, the human host is inhabited by a demon that buddies up in the body with the original spirit.  By some undescribed means the demonic companion is capable of slowing down the rate at which the host’s body ages, so it ages one year in nine.  This, I assume, is why it needs to feed on the blood of living victims.

Heather Goldsmith

 RE: Letter to the Editor

Dear Editor:

C. Wright Mills believes the power elite tolerates the procedures of democracy because it owns them and can make sure that they act in its interests no matter what the outcome of elections may be.  This explains why minor parties like the United Fascist Union never receive enough press coverage or money to have a realistic chance of threatening the established order.

Mills’ book “The Power Elite” challenges the assumption that societies have democratic political institutions.  He asserts instead that party politics and elections are little more than rituals.  This explains why parties like the United Fascist Union are only given token recognition when we do manage to field candidates for public office, and why the common peoples’ lot in life only continues to get worse in America.

Mr. J. Grimes

Presidential Candidate

of the United Fascist Union

Jackson Grimes & the U F U Canada Ltd.

The Proverb of the Penny 

 Look at the bright and shiny penny, on one side is a maple leaf, on the other, the head of the British sovereign.  This is one object, anyone whose ever carried change in his pocket knows this. Yet, if a man from Mars landed on earth, and he were to see the heads up side of a penny lying on the ground, if after his leaving the scene someone turns the coin over then the visitor from outer space passes by again in route seeing the same coin but, the tail side visible instead.  The alien now believes he has seen two objects instead of one. Unless martians have a coin comparable to the penny, that is.   The same rules apply to the election in America.  The Democrats and Republicans were in fact, one party once upon a time, just like America and Canada were one country, under the crown until the rebellion of the lower 13 colonies, then the War of 1812, changed all that.  In fact, I think in the case of the Democrats and Republicans, they still are one party, and the American elections are a horse and pony show to entertain the masses, and keep the illusion of democracy alive in that USA.  Living with the delusions is dangerous.  It surprises me when Canadians ask me if I think McCain or Obama will win, and what will it matter if either one of these characters does manage to win.  How can anyone seeing the state of the Union today believe the powers that be have the publics best interest at heart? 

Now, if our friend from Mars realized the penny wasn’t fixed to the ground and he picked it up in his hand and turned it and examined it he would understand it was one object and what he had originally  thought was merely an optical illusion caused by his own ignorance.  But suppose something happened and our visitor from outer space and he could not retrieve the coin- somebody cemented it in the sidewalk or tossed it in a fish pond on a lark- then it would become more difficult for him to discover the truth.  Apply the same logic to the political arena in the states today, then you’ll soon see that what the Americans call an election is nothing more than a carnival game of the pea and shells dressed up as political choice used to fulfill the master minds’ protocols of global government.  It’s not the politician that matters, but the agenda, which is why the d*mn democrats and rotten republicans strictly maintain their monopoly on the political arena south of the border.  Via this monopoly, they control public thought preventing other political philosophies from cropping up.  The capitalist parasites who rule the USA know that if a wholesome economic ideology like Benito Mussolini’s fascism were to catch on their jig would be up with their crooked shell game.  The men and women who run as mainstream candidates are carbon copies of one another, it’s the agenda, not the face, that matters.  The ONLY hope the Americans have lies in creating new political movements, not in McCain or Obama.  Now friends do you begin to see the convoluted nature of American politics today and our struggle to free the public mind from our 0rwellian Ubermensch?  

This the 3rd time I have ran for U. S. President on the United Fascist Union ticket.  Each time it gets harder and harder.  There are less contributions, less attention, less interest, and less votes.  You would think with a dynamic concept like fascism the reverse would be the case.  Logic would dictate it should be increasing with each election instead of decreasing if we lived in a health society but, the United States of America is very sick as far as countries go.  The political piggies have rigged one too many elections, staged more than enough fictional terror attacks for the ol’ gal to be quite what she was in the pre baby-Bush era.  We are of the opinion various third parties were allowed to enter the 2000’ Presidential race as a test, and to add to the system’s optical illusion of democratic choice.  The system quickly realized this was a mistake, as many parties, like the UFU, placed high and were well received by voters, thus making them  a threat to the powers that be. 

This may be a pivotal election for 3rd parties like the United Fascist Union because if we do not break the monopoly the democrats and republicans have on the political arena in the states  this time around they probably won’t allow us to field candidates in 2012.  There is probably very little point in doing so if the powers that be permit minor factions entrance to national elections again any way, as these kooky candidates are hopelessly degrading these elections.  It therefore becomes vital that we turn the 2008 election around and put a fascist in the White House now, for the sake of both America and Canada.  The masses have to learn that in spite of it’s two sides, the coin seeming to be two things, it’s an optical illusion and, as long as the  western nations fall for the democracy hoax nothing is ever going to change in America, Canada, or our common mother country England, except for the worst, so FASCISM is your only logical, reasonable hope in 2008.  The real question is what kind of a future do you want to leave your children and grandchildren?  The United Fascist Union can usher in a new age of peace, plenty and prosperity id American voters will give us the chance.  

Mr. J. Grimes

Presidential Candidate of the United Fascist Union

Day of the 4th in the month of JulyIn the year of 0ur Lord 2008

In the City of Halifax,

In the Province of Nova Scotia

Nation-State of Canada 

From: rwallemail@bellsouth.net
To: jack_grimes6@hotmail.com
Subject: RE: Inquiry about campaign
Date: Wed, 16 Jul 2008 14:46:27 +0000

Dear Kim:

Regarding the article “Ten Cryptozoological Critters That Are Real”, you hit the nail on the head listing the Jersey Devil amid these beasts.

My mother told me a story about her aunt, Alexandra Snopko, who was working in New Jersey in the 1950’s.  Allegedly, she was at a square dance and at a certain point realized her partner for at least the length of the dance, wasn’t quite human, as somehow his pants hiked up revealing the legs of a goat with cloven hoofs instead of feet.

As to how a person could dance with a demon and not notice such an oddity from the onset of the dance, I don’t know.  But then again, there are legends of incubi and succubi using glamour to make themselves appear more human, and dropping their disguise after seducing their unwitting victim.

Sincerely yours,

Joanne Parker

Dear Editor:

Few Americans grasp the ramifications of a piece of legislation entitled “Directive 51”, which is very similar to The National Emergency Powers Act that Germany’s fledgling democracy adopted after World War I.  This piece of legislation was later used by Adolf Hitler to seize total control over all branches of the government, and establish his brutal Nazi regime.

It is safe to assume the Bush baddies will simulate a national emergency by staging yet another Terrorist Hoax to cancel the elections this November.  Once again, the United Fascist Union cautions you, watch out for this man, Bush, he is replicating the worst aspects of tyrants from the past.

Sincerely yours,

Mr. J. Grimes

Presidential Candidate of the

United Fascist Union

To The Editor:

As we approach yet another solemn anniversary of the 9/11 Hoax let us reflect upon the TRUE nature of the so-called terrorist attacks.  The United Fascist Union wants patriotic Americans to remember who staged the September suicide bombing, where profits from the pretext went and, who has suffered the most from the Bush regime’s bogus War on Terror.

It is vital that you fully understand all of the implications of a piece of legislation called “Rex 84”.  Also, you have to understand exactly what the defacto government could use it to do to American citizens if another Terror Attack should occur.  The United Fascist Union believes the powers that be will fake another 9/11, maybe as an anniversary of the first hoax this year to disrupt the election scheduled for this November.  Remember what Thomas Payne said: “the price of freedom is eternal vigilance”.

Mr. J. Grimes

Presidential Candidate of the

United Fascist Union

To The Editor:

In the mid-1970’s, middle-class Americans spent approximately one-third of their income on the necessities of life, now they are forced to spend nearly half of their income on these same necessities.  Given this trend, America is going to become a land of extremely rich and extremely poor people with NO middle-class at all.

To counter these trends, the United Fascist Union proposes establishing short-term funds to revive a mercantile class in America and shore up the family farm, helping restore the agricultural aspect of our economy.  In addition, the U. F. U. also recommends instituting a Universal Price Index which would greatly reduce the costs on  all necessities of life, starting at the manufacturing level, and expanding the benefit to the public at large.

Sincerely yours,

J. Grimes

US Presidential candidate

 of the United Fascist Union

Coming to Gulag Bush!

To the Editor:

This story is based upon something my boss, Jackson Grimes, told me when he went to Canada in June for the United Fascist Union grotto of Halifax, NS.  It is important that every person who values their liberties read it, and take it’s message to heart.

It seems there was a woman on the same bus as Mr. Grimes, returning to Canada and she told him that her and some friends went to Minnesota recently, and they were all strip- searched by US Customs Officials upon entering this country.  She attributed this to all four of them being young and pretty.  Mr. Grimes said she looked like she was 20- something.  As a woman, I’d like to point out that this is using the draconian legislation the rotten Bush regime instituted after they rushed their very unpopular terror bill through a dead House of Congress, to exploit my sex and mask perversion behind the law.

As an American woman, I’ve got to say this is more than a little frightening, thinking under the laws of the Bush regime they can do anything they want to us and we can’t do anything to fight back.  The people shouldn’t fear the government; the government should fear the people.  I want you to send a message this November by voting Fascist and making sure Jackson Grimes becomes the next President of the United States of America.

Hail Grimes!

Heather Goldsmith

Head Secretary of the United Fascist Union

Fate@fatemag.com

This is a story about my feelings and I believe a psychic warning. On the last Saturday of August of 2008 (the 30th) I drove to Chesapeake City, as I have done off and on over the years I’ve lived in Elkton, MD, and crossed over the same bridge I’ve used for years.

But, this time, for some reason, during the time I was at the bridge I become so frightened I couldn’t bring myself to cross it to go home later that afternoon.  So, instead I went over and around through Delaware.  The feeling I had was one of an impending disaster if I crossed over the bridge again.  It was so strong it affected my physically, and I went weak in the knees.

Later that day, I told a friend who is into the occult about my feelings, and said that I thought it was a psychic warning of some kind.  He told me that it might be, but, it could also be something called “residual energy” from emotions of people who had been killed when an older bridge connecting Chesapeake City to Elkton collapsed about 50 or 60 years ago.  He wasn’t sure when the older bridge went down or, if it killed anyone when it had fallen.  Therefore, we looked in back issues of a local interest magazine he gets called “Cecil Soil” as he thought he might have read about it in there.

Sure enough, it was mentioned in a column about life on the Chesapeake in bygone days.  The columnist who was raised in Chesapeake City had this to say:  “Back when I was a boy, in the summer of 1938, a terrible disaster occurred; the suspension bridge coming into Chesapeake City gave out one afternoon and killed several people”.  Researching the matter a bit more closely, I discovered that the bridge that fell killing several motorists had been built in the late 1890’s, and fell apart at about 11:25 AM on August 30th, 1938, plunging nine people to a watery grave instantly.; two others who were walking across it when the tragedy occurred were injured so badly they died within days.

The whole episode freaked me out and, now I’m questioning what we think we know about time and death.  Was it residual energy of a bunch of ghosts who were hanging around the spot on the 70th anniversary of their physical deaths?  Or could it have been I might have had an accident on my way home if I hadn’t taken the longer toll road through Delaware back to Maryland?  If it was the former, how long do spirits hang around the earth plane, if the latter, how could I know beforehand I’d be killed in an accident if I crossed over the bridge again?  As I was going to lunch at the time, it was probably the exact time that the bridge had collapsed 70 years ago.  If it was a psychic warning, were any other motorists getting it or was it just for me?

Joanne Parker

Dear Editor:



As the combustion of fossil fuel disturbs the carbon dioxide content in the atmosphere, many Americans are thinking about alternative fuels as we go green. Wind and solar power are two alternative energy sources being pondered. Also, Wikipedia is full of articles about biomass and ethanol.



While we should begin developing all of these technologies, the United Fascist Union recommends we produce more hybrid electric vehicles that produce no tailpipe emissions. At the same time, we need to take the steps required to make ethanol available as vehicle fuel.









Mr. J. Grimes

U.S. Presidential Candidate

of the United Fascist Union

Dear Editor:

A recent magazine article I came across was talking about how America has lowered its standards regarding immigrants.  Now, our major cities are infested with bedbugs in all of the apartment buidings and rooming houses.  Another thing, it pointed out is it's these people who are importing terrible diseases, like leprosy, and consumption because they don’t vaccinate for  major illnesses in their native countries.

The United Fascist Union urges you to vote for our candidate for US President, Jackson Grimes, so we can enact laws that will make sure only productive people are allowed in  this country and, keep English the national language.  In short, the U.F.U. will keep America for Americans!

Sincerely yours,

Joanne Parker

Deputy Director of the

United Fascist Union

To the Editor:

The government at all levels is starved for cash due to property taxes rapidly drying up, so the political parasites of the rotten, old Republic will begin to confiscate your personal wealth like a drunken highwayman.  It seems the economic collapse of the USA will happen in the very near future.  We believe a severe depression will strike in the next couple of years if the present system remains in power.

To protect you and your property from looting by the pirate government now enslaving the masses and, plundering mobs, that will roam the streets molesting decent citizens once the depression hits, the United Fascist Union requests two things from voters: 1. Put our party in power this November; 2. Give the U.F.U. the authority needed so we can become the organ of the “Total State”.  Only the Total State can bring peace, plenty, & prosperity to America in these troubled times.

Mr. J. Grimes

Presidential Candidate

of the United Fascist Union

Lucifer’s World of Enlightenment as Opposed to the Smoke, Mirrors and Lies of the Capitalist Ubermensch!

by Mr. J. Grimes

You ask what it is like running for U.S. President as a third-party candidate.  In the past people have questioned me as to whether it’s a lark or for personal gratification?  It’s neither fun nor gratifying.  Anyone who undertakes to run for public office in a country like this, at the present time, under the harsh conditions imposed on third-party candidates by the structure of the current American system of government is probably either a true public servant, an enthusiast for some fringe factor wanting to promote a cause or a nut case.  Most likely, they are a combination of all three.  When I was running for office in 2008’, on the United Fascist Union ticket some guy told me, he thought anybody that could get people to support him could get elected.  This statement shows how naïve the voters are to the real workings of the political arena. American politics are very convoluted today; we suspect they have been this way for generations now.  There seems to be a series of stumbling blocks in place to make sure minor parties never get off the drawing board.  It’s sort of like the hurdle method applied to politics.

As is common in every aspect of the capitalist system “money” is always a factor to be accounted for, but, it is not the only one.  People say, “These third-parties never get anywhere because they don’t have any money: “In a way I suppose this is true but, in another way, it is not.  Suppose we write to forty magazines and only one agrees to run fascist ads.  Then our candidates are handicapped by the number of outlets that this one magazine has.  In reality, we wrote to many more than this yet, “Paranoia Magazine”, was the only publication with international syndication that agreed to accept our advertising.  Costs alone make television commercials prohibitive, but try to approach a television station with a proposal to run advertisements for a third-party and see how far you are able to get.  While we have done some “trash TV” in the past or perhaps because we have been exposed to their antics firsthand, we can honestly tell you, TV is the system’s propaganda arm, and you will never hear the unvarnished truth over their controlled network newscasts.

This brings up another point of contention.  If the press and the electronic media are controlled by the powers that be, how do potential rivals for control over the organ of state communicate their message to the voters?  There is talk radio. Our people have done lots and lots of radio shows for the United Fascist Union over the years, maybe even hundreds of broadcasts.  But, that too, is THEIR media, and they will only give you radio shows when they want to.  We have only done two radio shows for the 2008’ election so far (as of July, 08’) and, one of those was for the BBC # 4, in England.  We will concede, talk radio has been the fairest form of media we have dealt with so far.  However, that is NOT always the case.  Some of its chat show hosts have been lawyers or, are otherwise skilled in manipulation of the conversation, so that the guest will not make a point unless they allow them to.  The government will also use threats to stop scheduled radio shows from occurring. An example is the time we did a series of radio shows during the 2004’ election exposing the terrorist attacks as a hoax for a Madison, Wisconsin station.  A short time before the third program was to air, we got a very strange call, with a robotic voice saying, “ If you want to stay healthy, you had better not do any more radio shows about the 9/11 attacks being faked”.  Presumably, the radio station got the same call, as the host was ill the day we were set to do the show, and could not manage to go on the air.  So, we must deduce his bosses got the same kind of message, and yielded to the wishes of the government.

People talk about the internet being freer and more open than even live call-in radio and to a point, their right.  But, it seems big brother also has his all-seeing eye-of-god glimpsing the web, from atop the pyramid.  Just after the Bush baddies blew up the World Trade Center and murdered author, Bill Cooper, Eduardo Rios (our Vice Presidential candidate in 2000’ & 2004’) and myself were going to CNN and MSNBC’s discussion boards with some of Mr. Cooper’s stuff in early November 2001, then by Thanksgiving the network shut everything down completely.  He would post a bit, then I would post a segment, that would seem random to the general public but, that we had pre-arranged via telephone conversations or hotmail messages about what we were planning to use that day, so we knew exactly what we were going to post for any given day in advance of our going online.  We only got by with this for about two weeks; and you’re lucky if it was even two weeks.  Afterwards, both MSNBC and CNN said they closed their discussion boards due to mounting pressure over the war effort.  We’re not really sure how running a discussion board would be affected by the war effort, unless the pressure was coming from government censors because Mr. Rios and I were telling the truth about the fictitious nature of the contrived terror stunt that THEY faked.  As the Holy Grail of the rotten, old republic, the government has to uphold its lies about the fictitious terror attacks at all costs. These bogus attacks may be all that is holding up the defacto governments’ house of cards, as we will explain later in this monologue.

In 2004, Mr. Rios had returned to the United Fascist Union ticket as a potential V.P.  It was during this bid for the U.S. Presidency that we were invited to a website called Bontonic.org to discuss current events and hot topics of interest to voters.  It seems we did so for a few weeks or a couple of months, when a Frenchman, who remembered that I had been one of eight westerners who were deported to Iraq, during the first Persian Gulf War, popped up online.  Knowing of my love for President Hussein, he wrote several posts saying that the then recent capture of Saddam Hussein by enemy occupation forces was a complete and absolute sham.  He went on to report that the real President of Iraq had been killed at the onset of hostilities in an air-raid on the capitol city.  The poster claimed that these facts were well-known in France having been covered by several different newspapers.  Within a few days of this chap’s revelation Bontonic was spammed out of existence by a group called Truth & Enlightenment on the Worldwide Web.

More recently, during this last election my secretary, Ms. Heather Goldsmith, had one of TheGothicWitch websites she had created on various newspaper blogs for the U.F.U. lose some anti-Bush rant she had posted.  Specifically, “The Tallahassee Democrat” comes to mind, as having taken down a short article she had written, based on allegations a fellow Greyhound passenger told me on my way to Canada in the summer of 2008’.  This woman alleged that she and several of her companions (all of them young, attractive women) had been strip-searched and otherwise sexually abused by American Customs officials upon entering this country through Minnesota.  We suspect, because of the Bush family’s influence in Florida, the article was taken down by the newspaper censor, as it implied Bush’s goons were humiliating bus passengers now,  especially since they have been long tormenting airline passengers ever since the bogus terror attacks took place seven years ago.  In a similar vein, a friend pointed out that several of Ms. Goldsmith’s blogs in Ohio have a notice on them saying that this user is under review by admin., which prevents the public from seeing the blog’s contents.

A lot of it comes down to what the powers that be will let you do as our colleague, Joanne Parker, has pointed out many times over the years to various people.  Another thing to bear in mind is: A system based on lies cannot bear the truth or, even the slightest hint of the truth.  It’s like the dominoes at the  beginning of the cult film “V for Vendetta”, if the whole system is based on lies, once the first domino falls the ripple effect takes them all down, one after the other.  So, our rulers hide the truth from the American people, to maintain control and save their own sorry asses from the lynch mobs that would form and kill them if the truth ever got out.  Therefore, it is bound to get harder and harder to tell the truth in America, the longer the power-brokers crooked shell-game goes on.  The internet is evolving into TV: 02 controlled by the system’s vested interest groups, so it will be closed in the foreseeable future to anyone who thinks outside of the box.

Running as the United Fascist Union’s candidate for U.S. President, I was denied as many opportunities to travel, speak publicly, or meet the voters in 2008’ as had presented themselves in 2000’ and 2004’.  The first time we fielded a candidate for U.S. President back in 2000’, we were invited and flown to several candidates’ functions at the expense of the organizations’ that were sponsoring these events; which is how we met such notables as Bush and Gore.  If we can call people of their caliber notables, the explicative’s I would use to describe characters of Bush and Gore’s ilk would NOT be notables but, as many of our readers will undoubtedly be of the fairer sex, we won’t offend their eyes with words better kept exclusively in the company of crude-mouthed men.  We were talking with Joanne Parker one evening during the 2004’ race about the lack of such debates and functions this time around.  Then suddenly, quite by surprise, another minority faction candidate informed us that all third-party candidates were banned from any such debates after the 2000’ race, as they had no realistic chance of winning.

It seems to me, they allowed many candidates from what might loosely be called the freaky fringe camp to run in the 2000’ Presidential race to test the waters.  Then, after the Greens placed fifth, and the United Fascist Union came in sixth, it scared them.  In addition, this may be another reason for the phony terrorist attacks in the fall of 2001’; it firmed up the foundations of their rotten, old republic and gave something that should have died decades ago an illusion of vitality.  Do you begin to see a common thread running throughout this dialogue, when it comes to the machinations of Washington-based monster?  The term smoke, mirrors, & lies apply.  Parties are allowed to field candidates that have no hope of ever winning, to make the masses believe that they live in a democratic country.  Rigging elections to put a retarded, drug-addicted, skirt-chasing, deserter like baby Bush in office because he’s too stupid, too cowardly, and has too much dirty laundry to ever say no to the puppet-masters.  The fictional terrorist attacks were staged to fool the populace, so they could sneak Orwellian legislation under the public radar that is designed to deprive the people of every liberty and right that they have now without the masses ever realizing what is being done to them. Stone by stone and brick by brick, Bush and Co. are transforming America into one big Stalinist gulag where the public will be locked down, bolted into their cells, and under constant surveillance.

The monied elite run a bogus democracy representing a world of fiction, they fear the truth, relying on smoke, mirrors, and lies to hold their dead system in place; whereas, it should have been buried decades ago.  This is why the establishment is forced to edit the U.F.U.’s web blogs. It is the reason television shows that we have appeared on as guests resort to splicing, and editing the clips of the aired version, so that our statements seem to be complete to the audience at home but, our comments are all rearranged so that they are completely out of all contexts as to our intent.  We told you before; it is now widely believed that 9/11 was a hoax staged by the defacto government to hold up their rotten, old republic as long as possible.  The shadow government fears losing control so much that its stooges will use any, and all means at their disposal to hold onto power as long as they can, even if another faction might be able to turn this situation around, and save our country.  America is like a sinking ship that is going down; the people in positions of authority don’t know how to prevent the ship of state from sinking but, being parasites by nature, are going to loot and plunder the remaining wealth of the nation while they can. Then, like rats, deserting the sinking ship, abscond with their ill-gotten loot, leaving the American people holding the bag.  The puppet-master elite imagine that they will fly away in their helicopters and private jets and continue living the good life, somewhere else with the booty they’ve stolen from the American people.  In contrast to their bleak, black world, FASCISM shines as a beacon of light, and a ray of hope through the veil of heartbreak, and sea of tears the gangster power moguls have cast over America blinding the masses to what is really going on.

When we were asked to write this essay on our candidacy for the U.S. Presidency the question was posed as to what would America be like with ourselves as the supreme power in the land?  This is our most reasonable answer.  It has been written, in nature there is a cure for every disease known to man, however, it is a mystery left to science to discover the antidote.  We ask readers to visualize capitalism, with its parasitic landed gentry as a form of political aids insidiously killing the nation afflicted with democracy as surely as the HIV virus kills the body of its host.  With this image in mind, we will start to grasp that fascism is like a dose of ATZ introduced into the national body politic.  Just as ATZ repairs the immune system of the human, ridding the body of this terrible plague so, will the U.F.U. get rid of this plague of liberal democracy in America.  Once fascism has been established as the heart of the country, like the veins and arteries connecting the landed nation to the eternal sea, it begins releasing ECONOMIC ANTIBODIES.  These new antibodies restore a balance to the central organ of the state.    It is like leeching off the bad blood of a sick man which restores the equilibrium of humours in the human body.  By completing the process of this balancing we restore harmony in the state, and cause health to return to the nation as surely as a similar treatment restores health of a person who is ill.  Installing a fascist head of state is like sticking a leech on a sick man’s forehead, leave it there long enough and your headache goes away.

But, enough of fantasy and speculation, let us turn to some of the public statements of the greater voices of our sect to prove a case for fascism as a superior economic system as opposed to capitalism or communism.  Benito Mussolini, creator of the cult, publicly said: “Corporate statism is a radical form of socialism designed to be the great equalizer bridging the gulf between the classes”.  But, as fascism is a form of socialism, not Marxism, he envisioned a gradual withering away of the classes instead of the forced obliteration of them, as we witnessed in Russia, under Joseph Stalin in the 1930’s.  To reduce the monopoly on the nations’ wealth a mercantile class was to be encouraged and a seeding of private family farms is called for under the fascist system.  This would do two important things for our country if we embrace this doctrine now: 1. stimulate the American economy; and 2. bring an end to the monopoly on food pricing being imposed via giant supermarket chains like Food Lion and Acme Markets and the hydroponic gardening industry.   Corner stores, that were common in the 1930’s would reemerge like mushrooms after the rain and America would once again become more agrarian in nature, making our dependence on world markets a thing of the past and our country completely self-sufficient again.

At the same time, it is our understanding that people value written records that they can hold as evidence of some advancement or proof of a wonderful effect.  Following the First World War, as a result of solidarity Mussolini experienced among the soldiery, he focused more on the centralization of government, and having studied corporations, (a new thing when Benito Mussolini was an up and coming politician) set his sights on creating an improved form of socialism called the “Corporate State” or organic state.  Having coined the phrase “national socialist” at the onset of the great global conflict, to distinguish the factions he was one of the leaders of, from the liberal socialists aka  bolshevics, he had unwittingly taken the first step toward creating a whole new economic system.  This same formula of government, having been proven a great success in Italy in Mussolini’s pre-Hitler era was imported to the Middle East, where it caught on big time in the 1950’s, because of the RED SCARE. There, fascism was commonly called Ba’athism in the language of the Arabic peoples.

After the fall of the English-backed puppet-monarchy of King Faisal in Iraq, the CIA, together with French oil companies installed a fascist regime in Iraq.  They hoped that this would help prevent the spread of communism in the Middle East.  A young man belonging to the Pan-Arabic Ba’ath Party, named Saddam Hussein, who was destined to succeed his uncle, Amad Hasan al-Bakr as the head of state in his country.  Upon doing so, he would modernize fascism bringing it up to speed in the modern era.  Unfortunately, in the process he made powerful enemies in the high echelons of the Marxist-style, New World Orders globalist elite, and signed his own death warrant. Looking at it from a logical, detached view, President Hussein did what did what he had to do to make sure fascism would remain a vital world view in the twenty-first century. This is why he came to terms with the Russians, and why he advised the OPEC trading nations that, “because of the perversion the Germans made of the term national socialism, fascism should henceforth be known as “Conservative Socialism”, not identified with any form of nationalism.  Consequently, these two moves served to isolate his administration from the rest of the fascist community, which caused Syria, which now has a warped form of Ba’athism as its organ of state to accuse him of betraying the spirit of fascism by making a pact with our traditional enemy, the communists, and abandoning Mussolini’s original concept of National Socialism.  Our government in Baghdad was made an easy target for the New World Order crew to take out.

But, as it was requested, I write these election memoirs, people must want my personal observations and input, too.  When I was in Canada, during the summer of 2008’ I met an Ethiopian who spoke in glowing terms of Mussolini as a liberator, who freed his country from a despot, and built hospitals and schools vastly improving the average man’s lot in life.  While in the West most people commonly think of Mussolini’s invasion of Ethiopia as a ruthless form of white imperialism designed to deprive the Negroes of their own culture and heritage. In the Ethiopian peoples’ view Il Duce is a national hero who brought civilization and progress to their country.  We believe this is a fitting image of the genius who gave the world CORPORATE STATISM, since he had this whole sort of Roman motif thing going on.  It was the mission of the Roman Empire to spread civilization wherever it went.

As I see it, there is only one way to save man from his own destruction; that is to actually physically, return the planet earth to the ways of the ancients.  I believe the key to making fascism fully functional is to take Benito Mussolini and Saddam Hussein literally at their word when they told us to “revive old Babylon and pagan Rome”.  So, the first step towards creating a practical global government is to transform what is now the USA into a twenty-first century Rome: with the mystery religions of ancient Babylon as the spiritual gnosis.  This would give the American people a new centre to their being, and make them function as component parts of a collective whole, instead of as individuals.  We can plainly see it is this selfish me first philosophy that started with the hippie movement which ripped the communal fabric of American society to shreds.  It is this destructive mentality which is the enemy of progress that the United Fascist Union has to overcome to establish the New World Order of the Ages.  There was once a folkish spirit that was instinctive in the European people, however, the rampant materialism that has run amuck in America, and Canada has knocked it out.  So the masses are sleeping in the arms of Morpheus, oblivious to the doom just around the next bend.  It is the United Fascist Union’s mission to awaken the masses while there is still time left for them to save themselves from the horrible genocide our insane capitalist rulers have planned for them.

To give the masses a centre to their being the United Fascist Union will replace the dry bones of Christianity with the Mystery cults of ancient Babylon stirring the American peoples’ folkish spirit to a new level of awareness. The only way we can do this is by putting an end to the materialism in the West, returning to the ways of the ancients, and transforming America into a New Roman Empire for the twenty-first century, and beyond.  Once this is done we shall have our EMPIRE OF THE OCCULT bringing humanity peace, plenty, and prosperity for a thousand years or more.  This, or America might limp along for a few years, maybe a decade if you are lucky, and then simply collapse under its own weight.  When the shit hits the fan, the parasitic elite of the republic will abscond, leaving you holding the bag.  There you have it, friends, two worlds exist side by side; one of light and beauty, the other of darkness and despair.  But, like matter and anti-matter, they cannot coexist.   Fascism represents truth and healthy living, whereas democracy has been proven time after time to represent decay unto death to the nation-state. It is as if the old Roman god, Lucifer, the light-bearer, is showing us a beacon in an otherwise black world and fascism is the sun.

References:

The Corporate State- B. Mussolini

The Epistle to OPEC Nations- S. Hussein

Friday, September 5, 2008

• 6 September 2008: Jack Grimes continues White House run for United Fascist Union, talks to Wikinews
• 5 September 2008: Record number of viewers watched McCain's acceptance speech
• 4 September 2008: Fear and loathing on the campaign trail, August 2008
• 4 September 2008: Frank McEnulty continues White House run for New American, Reform parties, independently; talks to Wikinews
• 3 September 2008: US Senator Joseph Lieberman speaks at Republican National Convention

Throughout the 2008 United States Presidential election campaign, Wikinews reporters have been talking to candidates of all political stripes, looking for their vision of America and campaign stories. This series continues now with Jackson Kirk Grimes of the United Fascist Union (UFU).

Mr. Grimes dictated the answers to Heather Goldsmith, his party's Propaganda Minister, who transcribed them for Wikinews.

Grimes has been the director and CEO of the UFU since 1996, and ran for the President's office in 2000 and 2004. Grimes is known internally as His Highness or His Excellency. He was a Storm Trooper for the Facist Freedom Front, from 1967-1975. He was a Corporal for the United States Army (18th Corps of Army Engineers) from 1968-1972, certified stock broker in the 1990s, a member of the Screen Actors' Guild since 1996, and received his GED from the Ohio State Department of Education in 1991.

Note that Grimes appears not to have qualified for either ballot status or as a formally recognized write-in candidate in any state, according to Politics1.

Why should Americans vote for you, your party, and your campaign's platform?

The election is nearing, and campaigns for all parties are reaching their final leg. What are your plans for the remaining weeks of the campaign? How will you continue to build on the awareness and momentum of your campaign?

If you aren't elected President in this election, can we expect to see your return to the ballot in 2012?

If readers are interested in your campaign, in what ways can they get involved?

Dear Editor:

Corporate Statism as Saddam Hussein pointed out in his “Epistle to the OPEC Trading Nations” is a blended economic system embracing key aspects of both the “productivity standard” and the “egalitarian principle”.  So, he claimed in a fascist system we embraced the best of both worlds.  Benito Mussolini envisioned a grading or withering away of the classes, instead of exploitation of the proletariat by bourgeoisie as in a capitalist state or the ruthless crushing of the monied elite common under Marxism.

In the same tome President Hussein advised us to adopt an international or a regional outlook and renamed the gnostic aspect of fascism “Conservative Socialism” as opposed to Prime Minister Mussolini’s National Socialism.  This was necessary as the fascist economic system has to embrace the entire earth to bring true “Social Justice” and economic equality to all the races of mankind.  The United Fascist Union represents a world of light in opposition to the bourgeoisie’s world of darkness.  You, voters, must decide which world you would rather live in this November.

Mr. J. Grimes

Presidential Candidate

of the  United Fascist Union

Dear Editor:

The masses drown in taxes imposed by the IRS to fund a system running in the red while the irresponsible ruling gentry ruin the nation’s economy.  Newspapers on 9/17 proclaim the “Dow Down 300 Points”.   The next day’s headlines read government can’t handle the economy.  The United Fascist Union has warned you repeatedly, a depression worse than the 1929 crash will strike America soon, unless we have a regime change now.

The United Fascist Union offers to guide America into a New Age of the peace of a strong man who keepeth his own house, instead of the perpetual warfare of the bourgeoisie democracy.  Under the “Total State” you will have bread, security, and work; rather than slaving your whole life to feed gangster power junkies through the IRS.  The choice is yours November the 4th, choose wisely.

Mr. J. Grimes

Presidential Candidate of the

United Fascist Union